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[nofluffystop]

Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.

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[ragglefraggles]

when they say youre too old for disney

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OMG yes

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[sovji]

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

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[dinofarts]

TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

[costcoreceipt]

ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?

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“ahhhh!! run!!!!!” *multiple grasses bend away from the danger*

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[pityfucker]

there’s a new girl at our school and she’s been here for 5 days and she’s already dated two guys what is her secret

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she doesn’t let them have her growler (MPGiS)

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[mainlyboredom]

hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.

[withmelancholy]

titris

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so the old ladies are the I shape… lol

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different ways to say chihuahua

*cha-who-ah-who-ah
*cha-hoi-hoi
*cha-why-why
*cha-wee-wee
*cha-wa-wa
*cha-woo-woo
*cha-how-how

*cha-sausage
*cha-hotdog
*cha-porkchops

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so the conversation I just had…

me: I have to pee.

becca: what did you say about bagels?

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[hysterifun]

when ur parents go out food shopping

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a young booby

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[fuks]

SAIL

[waspsbewaremywrathrawr]

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

[coolranchdevitos]

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

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yuusss